Priorities

A woman in St. Augustine, Florida was pulled over yesterday after running a red light. The police deputy discovered her priorities when he found that she "had a case of beer belted in her front seat, but a young child unrestrained" in the back seat.

When the deputy asked the woman, Tina Williams, "for a driver's license, she replied, 'I never had one.'"

Police said Williams had bloodshot and watery eyes and staggered when she got out of the vehicle. Asked if she'd been drinking, she told the deputy, 'I had a few.'"

To vote for Tina Williams as Mother of the Year, please drop your ballot off at the nearest pub.