Tuesday, January 15, 2008
Dozens in Texas Town Report Seeing UFO
According to this article, dozens of residents of Stephenville, Texas, have reported seeing "a large silent object with bright lights flying low and fast," which of course MUST be a UFO. No other explanation could possibly be plausible.
One quote from the article that stands out as evidence of the credibility of aliens choosing their first contact with Earth to be a small farming community where no one owns a camera is:
"People wonder what in the world it is because this is the Bible Belt, and everyone is afraid it's the end of times."
My own suspicion is that the UFO that Dennis Kucinich saw was coming back to vote for him in the Texas Democratic primary. You can hear Kucinich comment on his encounter below:
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